A lot of things piss me off about loud mouth conservatives, but what really gets me going is their constant invasion of the female body. This pisses me off not only because it makes no fucking sense whatsoever, but because of the hypocrisy of it all. Conservatives are the ones calling for smaller government. They’re constantly preaching “keep big government out of my home” etc.
HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP BIG GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY UTERUS.